James Bailey
Title: Pepe Badoonga or WaDeva
Gender: Male
Age: 46
Sun Sign: Taurus
Chinese Sign: Water Rabbit
Location: stick town, near the smelly river ![]()
About Me:
Location: Sticktown, near the smelly river
This is Crustoonga the Holy Wart Hog. He will save the world. The gods told this to me in my sleep. They said, join Zaadz and the world will change forever. So, I walked 28 miles to Port Moresby to log on at an Internet Cafe and, well, here we are! Crustoonga said he's very happy to meet other Savers of the World. Its a special club, like the Penis Sheath Makers Society in my village. We make the best sheaths. Custom fit! Please bow to Crustoonga and say “help me Crustoonga” and he will bless you with endless bananas and penis sheaths. You know, the little tiny sweet bananas. They're my favorite. You will never go hungry or cold in the penis.
I always wanted to change the world. This can only be done by making the best penis sheaths.
Oh yea, and I'd like to walk on water like Jesus and all the other holy Ageless people who joined Zaadz!
Member Since: Thursday, February 08 2007
Last Visit: 1021 days ago.
Profile Viewed: 323 times (last viewed less than a minute ago)
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Goals
- Spread the word about Crustoonga the Holy Wart Hog.

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